I've been missing out
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Don't let it slip out again!
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Swallow, count and repeat
Use this fucking slut
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I love your ideas, honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
I'll help you get up, baby
Only one thing can get done around her
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Pick your favorite, daddy!